Anonymity is ignominy.

The following is a comprehensive (but not exhaustive) list of stuff that has happened since my last current events post:

1. Finished my thesis on Java web services for trustworthy health information systems and finally graduated
2. Received a commission as an Ensign into the US Navy
3. Hawaii for a week
4. The 40-year-old Virgin was hilarious
5. Journey (for free) at the oceanfront music festival or whatever it’s called
6. Read Dune for the first time
7. Found an apartment
8. Made cookies
9. Finished The Autobiography of Malcom X
10. Bought a TV
11. Watched Crash
12. Cable Internet! Yay!
13. Posted this monstrosity, thus putting off again the ridiculous memoir. It’s coming, I promise.